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[赛后贴] 今日NBA常规赛，快船队主场113-116不敌太阳队。

双方数据

快船（0-1）：

哈登29分12篮板8助攻、鲍威尔17分4篮板4助攻、祖巴茨21分9篮板3助攻、德里克-琼斯12分4篮板、曼恩8分5篮板4助攻、科菲11分3篮板、巴图姆2分2篮板2助攻、克里斯-邓恩5分4篮板2助攻2抢断、凯-琼斯6分。

太阳（1-0）：比尔24分3篮板、杜兰特25分7篮板3抢断、努尔基奇11分9篮板2助攻2抢断、布克15分4篮板6助攻、泰厄斯-琼斯11分2篮板8助攻2抢断、奥尼尔5分5篮板、阿伦8分3助攻、普拉姆利8分2篮板、莫里斯5分2篮板。

[–]DrChiz -3 points an hour ago

Soon as Harden checked back into the 4th, he did everything possible to sell and lose this game. No plays, bad ISO, little passing, dribbling into traffic to lose it, bad weak silly shots, missed FTs… it’s all on him.

球迷：今天哈登在第四节一登场，马上把压箱底的十八般掉链子武艺全部使了出来，什么“太极奥义之不叫战术”、“叶问之我要打十个单打之术”、“曼巴武学之不传的奥义”、“稀里糊涂钻进人堆送球之术”、“愚蠢铁匠附身之术”、“在罚球线拉坨大的之术”，这球输得眼花缭乱啊~~全都怪他！！

（末节最后时刻失误）

（没传球）

（错失绝平罚球）

[–]Mavericksbagfka 0 points an hour ago

James harden moment

独行侠球迷：哈疼时刻，虽迟但到！！

[–]MavericksShangrolam12 0 points an hour ago

Bro was gassed and ready for the strip club

独行侠球迷：不要乱讲！！哈登哥这么拉，是因为真的太累了，甚至还得留点力气给今晚的脱衣舞女郎~~~

[–]Genji4Lyfe 1 point an hour ago

Harden was both the best and worst of times in this game

球迷：但不得不说，尽管比赛最后拉了坨大的，但是这场比赛的高光时刻也同样也是哈登给的啊~~~

[–]ClippersTheRealBrownPudding 3 points an hour ago

Live and die by Harden I guess

快船球迷：这就是所谓的“成也萧何，败也萧何”吧~~~

[–]WarriorsVallerie_09 4 points an hour ago

Clippers really snatched a L out of the jaws of victory

勇士球迷：这场胜利都快消化到大肠了，快船竟然还能从嘴里给吐出来…

[–]Lakerstindercylinder -3 points an hour ago

CLIPPERS CULTURE

湖人球迷：无他~~破船文化罢辽~~唯手熟尔~~~

[–]ClippersRapsareChamps_Suckit 3 points an hour ago

ugh this is why I drink.. put it on my tombstone mods

快船球迷：你破船拉完一大坨，我一杯苦酒穿肠过，试问你又奈我何~~~555555~~~把我这首绝命诗刻到我的墓志铭上去~~~~~~

[–]CookingLikeChef 0 points an hour ago

Imagine paying billions for a new arena just to lose

球迷：快船花几十亿美金盖的这座新球馆，专门用于把球迷请过来欣赏快船输球的~~~奢~~~~侈~~~~

[–]SunsForceMaster999 0 points an hour ago

This game took time off my life but it was worth it

太阳球迷：看完这场球折了我几年寿，不过也值啦~~~

[–]ClippersPaulGeorgeFan1 1 point an hour ago

kawhi leonard god will strike you down. i promise you.

快船球迷：科怀-莱昂纳德，你早晚会遭天谴的，你就等着吧你！！

[–]Sunsagentdoubleohio 3 points an hour ago

I know it’s early, but getting tyus jones on the minimum was insane.

太阳球迷：我知道现在说个还为时过早，但是太阳用了个底薪就把泰厄斯-琼斯签过来，这也太离谱了点吧~~~

注：本场比赛，太阳新援泰尔斯-琼斯砍下11分2篮板8助攻，全场正负值+6，是太阳队的获胜功臣。

[–]Kingsthrowaway4tankies 11 points an hour ago

Despite the suns endlessly fucking the ball, the clips managed to fuck it more lol

国王球迷：我原以为太阳队拉的这坨已经够大了，没想到对面还有个肠胃更好的，了不起啊快船哈哈哈哈~~~~

[–]Sunsagentdoubleohio 9 points an hour ago

Kd having 7 turnovers, missing wide open 3s, and looking sluggish throughout the game, completely redeemed himself with that shot to get us to OT.

太阳球迷：今天杜兰特有7个失误、空位3分也投不进，整场比赛看上去都不在状态…但末节的那个绝平投篮足以掩盖他今天所有的不足！！

新闻链接>>>>>>💀死神来了！杜兰特在两人严防死守下 强行中投拖进加时！

[–]PelicansRezsguy 7 points an hour ago

All I’m going to say is that it’s going to be a long season for poor James Harden. Dude is going to have to do a lot of carrying at his age.

鹈鹕球迷：我唯一想说的是，这赛季哈登可有的受了，这哥们已经一大把年纪，但是快船的吃喝拉撒全得靠他手把手带了…

[LAC] Patrick BeverleyRowboatCop-[S] 18 points an hour ago

I've seen enough. Convert Kai's E10 contract to a max.

Send KPJ to jail for his performance tonight.

Thank you Mavs for DJJ.

快船球迷：没什么好说的了，赶紧把凯-琼斯的Exibit-10合同升级为顶薪合同！！然后再把小凯文-波特关牢里去，以他今晚的表现为罪证给他定个死罪！！另外，感谢独行侠把小德里克-琼斯给我们~~~

注：今天凯-琼斯替补出战13分钟，5投3中，得到6分4篮板；小凯文-波特替补出战12分钟56秒，8投1中，仅得到2分4篮板2助攻；小德里克-琼斯首发出战29分钟，6投5中，三分2投2中，看下12分4篮板1助攻。

（把小凯文波特拉出去毙了）

[–]CelticsEutaxySpy 84 points an hour ago*

Clippers’ clutch time offense consisting of 35 year old Harden ISOs was certainly a choice, absolute eyesore

凯尔特人球迷：快船队今天在关键时刻的进攻，全靠35岁的哈登到处单打，可真是个好办法呢~~~有种让人看不下去的美感~~~

[–]ClippersCharliebitme1234 31 points an hour ago

...have you looked at our roster?

快船球迷：楼上的站着说话不腰疼…你也不看看我们的破阵容有拿得出手的东西吗？

[–]Germanynutelamitbutter 32 points an hour ago

And it’s not the worst option. He can still do that

球迷：（哈登单打）这也不是什么最差的战术啦，哈登仍然宝刀未老~~~

[–]Celticsapplep00 2 points an hour ago

2024 los houston angeles clippets

凯尔特人球迷：我是看出来了，这支球队是洛杉矶休斯顿火箭快船队啊~~~

[–][NBA] Best of 2021 Winnerurfaselol 27 points an hour ago

James Hardens usage rate is gonna be historic this season

球迷：哈登本赛季的使用率又将突破历史了~~~

[–]MagicTiredMillennialDad 0 points an hour ago

Will be hurt in a month

魔术球迷：一月后你再看到哈登，就是在病床上了…

[–]AustraliaTopblokelikehodgey 19 points an hour ago

This 53 minute game went for almost three hours. Brother, it's fucken unwatchable

澳大利亚球迷：一场53分钟的比赛硬是打了将近3个小时…大哥…实在是没法儿看啊~~~

注：本场比赛双方一共罚了64个罚球。

[–]LakersEverybodyBuddy [score hidden] 17 minutes ago

James Harden is certainly a system.

A system CRASH.

That was a joke for you, Mr. Microsoft steve Ballmer.

湖人球迷：哈登确实堪称系统，这个系统名叫“爱死机”~~这是送给您的专属玩笑哦，来自微软的鲍尔默先生~~~

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